I Joked

when I first arrived here, through my tears of course, about many things, including the fact that my oven was so small it was an Easy Bake Oven...with a handy 45 watt bulb in the back.


Damned spot-on humor.


I went to bake my pie (I'm not being euphemistic), my signature pie (again...not a euphemism), a chocolate chip cookie pie (told ya), and it took 10 hours.


10.


Oh, I am not exaggerating for comedic effect.  


And it was an important pie (STOP IT!).  Our musical director's birthday pie (okay...go for it.).


I believe I gave salmonella poisoning to my colleagues.


Bring on the understudies!!